The George W Fight Song!

If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it
If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq

If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq
If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq
If your equities are falling, and your losses are appalling
If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq

If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq
If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq
If the euro keeps on climbing, put your trust in W's timing
If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq

If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq
If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq
If the GDP is shrinking, and W's back to drinking
If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq

If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq
If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq
If my polls are falling, and the Congress is a-stalling
If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq

If the GOP is hurtin', bomb Iraq
If the GOP is hurtin', bomb Iraq
If the GOP is hurtin', and November looks uncertain
If the GOP is hurtin', bomb Iraq

If the talk has turned to Harken, bomb Iraq
If the talk has turned to Harken, bomb Iraq
If the talk has turned to Harken, and that Krugman-dawg is barkin'
If the talk has turned to Harken, bomb Iraq

Are they checking Halliburton? bomb Iraq
Are they checking Halliburton? bomb Iraq
If they're checking Halliburton, and for Cheney jail looks certain
If they're checking Halliburton, bomb Iraq

If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq
If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq
If your brother is a turkey, and Florida's gone bazerk-y
If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq

If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq
If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq
If the pundits call you "moron," then it's time to get your war on
If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq

If Noelle gets caught with crack, then bomb Iraq
If Noelle gets caught with crack, then bomb Iraq
If Noelle gets caught with crack, and the twins drop booze for smack
If Noelle gets caught with crack, then bomb Iraq

To divert public attention, bomb Iraq
To divert public attention, bomb Iraq
To divert public attention, from the doings of your henchmen
To divert public attention, bomb Iraq

To get drilling in the Arctic, bomb Iraq
To get drilling in the Arctic, bomb Iraq
You can run us out of oil, with the Middle East all aboil
To get drilling in the Arctic, bomb Iraq

...Add your own verses!

Lori Price's add:
If Carlyle's linked to 9/11, bomb Iraq
If Carlyle's linked to 9/11, bomb Iraq
If Carlyle's linked to 9/11, the war directive is from Heaven
If Carlyle's linked to 9/11, bomb Iraq

More add-ons by folks:
If you fear 04's election, bomb Iraq
If you fear 04's election, bomb Iraq
You really lost the last election, the way you 'won' was by selection
If you fear 04's election, bomb Iraq

Add-on by Ken:
If you feel like you are falling, bomb Iraq
If you feel like you are falling, bomb Iraq
If you feel like you are falling, it might be the bourbon calling
So you better hurry up and bomb Iraq

If you’re feeling something itching, bomb Iraq
If you’re feeling something itching, bomb Iraq
If you’re feeling something itching, and you can’t stop things from twitching
Then there’s nothing left to do but bomb Iraq

Add-on by Kevin:
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq
If the terrorists are frisky
Pakistan is looking shifty
North Korea is too risky
Bomb Iraq

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq
So to hell with the inspections
Let's look tough for the elections
Close your mind and take directions
Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq
They've got weapons we can't see
And that's all the proof we need
If they're not there, they must be
Bomb Iraq

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq
If you think Saddam's gone mad
With the weapons that he had
And he tried to kill your dad
Bomb Iraq

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq
If your politics are sleazy
And hiding that ain't easy
And your manhood's getting queasy
Bomb Iraq

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq
Disagree? We'll call it treason
Let's make war not love this season
Even if we have no reason
Bomb Iraq

Add-on by Mary Anne:
If you're a despot and you know it, bomb Iraq, its a blast
if you think you re God Almighty, bomb Iraq, remove the past
history is gonna be, a mystery to you and me
they ll write it how they want it to be
They bombed Iraq, the first attack

If you re planning tourism, sink a plane, down the drain
If your building an empire, bomb a shack, don't look back
Canada is gonna be, the easiest take in history
All the oil that they wont see
They bombed Iraq, the last attack

Binny and the Bush, had a plan, from the start
The people closed their minds and their eyes, to their hearts
History is gonna be, exactly what they couldn't see
All the worlds humanity,
In the media set free

Add-on by Val:
If you want to pass a tax cut, bomb Iraq
If you want to pass a tax cut, bomb Iraq
If Greenspan wants to nix it, there is just one way to fix it
To be sure you'll get your tax cut, bomb Iraq

Add-on by Alfred:
If the North Korean rocket hits Hawaii, bomb Iraq
If the North Korean rocket hits Hawaii, bomb Iraq
It may hit L.A. causing harm to some, while Shrub just naps
If the North Korean rocket hits Hawaii, bomb Iraq

Original draft --submitted to CLG by Jim M.
September 28, 2002