NEWS: TEN REASONS WHY OBAMA IS NOT REALLY THE PRESIDENT
will present the facts and then you can decide which reason is the best
one to use to remove Obama from the White House."
by R J Shulman
NEW YORK (PTSD
News) Fox News will be report tomorrow that there are at least
ten valid reasons why Barack Obama is not really the President of the
United States. "The liberal media was so in love with this guy,"
said conservative commentator Bill O'Reilly, who will host the program,
"that they missed at least ten facts that disqualify Obama from being
president. "We will present the facts and then you can decide which
reason is the best one to use to remove Obama from the White House,"
The Post Times Sun Dispatch
has learned that Fox News will claim that Obama cannot be president for
the following reasons.
1. He does not have a valid
birth certificate. Fox will say that not only do they not know where
he was born, but they don't even know if he was born.
2. Americans may be ready for a black president, but the liberal media
hid the fact that Obama is the first half-white president and American
is not ready for that.
3. Obama did not take the oath of office on time, which negates the
4. Obama tripped up on the oath of office which disqualifies him
5. Obama wants to take your guns and your daughters and make you eat
arugula and that violates the Constitution.
6. Obama did not wear a flag pin at the inauguration.
7. Obama does not have an American sounding name so no one will know
what country he is president of when his name is spoken.
8. Dick Cheney said he shouldn't be president and you don't want to
disagree with a dangerous man in a wheelchair
9. When Obama speaks, he makes sense which will be too confusing to
Americans who expect their president to sound dumber than they do.
10. Palling around with terrorists made Obama an enemy combatant and
not eligible to be president.
23 January 2009
R J Shulman
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