McCAIN TO GIVE 30 MINUTE TV CLOSING ARGUMENT CALLED "THANKS FOR NOTHING"
"Seeing Russia from her house, my ass,” McCain sneers as he pumps a cardboard cutout of Sarah Palin full of lead.
The presentation begins with McCain in full military uniform holding a picture of Barack Obama and saying "terrorist Muslim socialist" for ten minutes. McCain then blasts his own party for putting "the straight talker in a straight jacket." He calls the Republican party a bunch of bible-thumping morons who are following George W. Bush to the gates of hell because "that's surely where that sadist is headed."
"And thanks a lot, you imbeciles, who made me select Palin over Lieberman," McCain says. "Friggin' Mike Tyson would have been a better choice. He would have split the black vote and could have at least bitten off Bidens ear at the debate. Seeing Russia from her house, my ass," McCain sneers as he pumps a cardboard cutout of Sarah Palin full of lead.
The last ten minutes are almost completely incomprehensible except for the phrase "friggin' economy" and "eight, nine houses, what's the goddamn difference?" The presentation ends with McCain staring into the camera and saying, "I'm John McCain, and I didn't approve of any of this crap."
"Once the American people can see the real John McCain giving them the unfettered straight talk," said Rick Davis, head of the McCain campaign, "they will know exactly who to vote for."
30 October 2008
Visit R J Shulman on MySpace
To receive breaking news alerts from us, click here or the icon below.
Email this page to a friend.
Permanent URL for this page: http://www.legitgov.org/shulman_mccain_tv_ad_301008.html