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  OBAMA VICTORY STARTS HOT NEW TREND: PALLING AROUND WITH TERRORISTS



Satire by R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – The decisive victory of Barack Obama in the presidential election has made a once taboo topic the talk of the town, associating with a terrorist. “Everybody wants to have their picture taken with a terrorist,” said Sandy Holsteder of US Magazine, “William Ayers has so many invites, he will never have to buy lunch or dinner again.” The Post Times Sun Dispatch has learned that Reverend Wright has so many guest sermons to make all over the country, that it will be 2012 before he can preach at this own church again.” Just overnight, Cat Stevens has been booked at hundreds of weddings and bar mitzvahs.

“Rather than in the past where you might want to shoot a terrorist,” said People Magazine editor Heidi French, “now you want to shoot the breeze with them.”

“It looks like Sarah Palin’s attacks on Barack Obama have backfired and has had the opposite effect of making having a terrorist over for lunch a bad thing,” said political analyst Forrest Banks. When asked by Larry King if her comments regarding Barack Obama palling around with terrorists has caused their new found popularity, Sarah Palin said, “Katie, I’ll have to get back to ya' on that one.”

“This trend is not new as Hollywood has always palled around with terrorists,” said Clive Bollinger of the Hollywood Reporter. Rumor has it Brad and Angelina are going to adopt a terrorist instead of another baby.

Experts say the public has got to beware of people falsely claiming to be terrorists. “These unscrupulous people will take advantage of the terrorist hungry public and claim they have bombed buildings or planned attacks when they haven’t so much as spit on the sidewalk,” said Bollinger.

17 November 2008

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