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FOX NEWS: OBAMA TRAVELS TO MIDDLE EAST TO RECRUIT JIHADISTS

"The link between Barack Hussein Obama, Saddam Hussein, and Osama bin Laden is well known," said former Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney.

 



Satire by R J Shulman
CAIRO, EGYPT – (PTSD News) – Fox News has learned that the real purpose of President Obama’s trip to the Middle East and meet with Arab leaders is to learn how to recruit jihadists to do his bidding and wreak havoc in the United States.

In a FOX News Special, “Could Obama Be Plotting a Muslim Revolution in the US?” FOX News reporter Neil Cavuto said, “It’s no accident that Osama bin Laden released a new tape on the eve of Obama’s visit. And it’s no surprise that the liberal media has failed to properly translate bin Laden’s message which said, ‘Brother Obama, we welcome your glorious mission in the name of Allah to overthrow the Infidels that infest the United States.”

“The proof that Barack Hussein Hussein Hussein Hussein, did I say Hussein, Obama hates Christian American,” said Sean Hannity, “is that he has chosen to mingle with known Islamic Koran-thumping terrorists in the Middle East before he has visited God-fearing American towns such as Jackson, Tennessee; Williamsport, Pennsylvania; and Provo, Utah.”

“The link between Barack Hussein Obama, Saddam Hussein, and Osama bin Laden is well known,” said former Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney. "First, their names all sound the same. And, all three can spell 'Prague' which proves that they met there in secret to plot against the United States.”

“No matter how much the liberal press Obama lapdog suckups try and protect Obama,” said conservative talker Glenn Beck, “they cannot prove Obama is not in the Middle East to recruit jihadists.”

Bill O’Reilly was originally scheduled to host “Could Obama Be Plotting a Muslim Revolution in the US?” but had to cancel, as he needed to spend time backpedaling from taking responsibility for his inflammatory comments about Dr. Tiller who was shot dead in his church by a fanatic, who may have been an O’Reilly fan. “Frankly, I like the Dr. Tiller story better,” O’Reilly said. “It has church, guns, abortion and death. Who could ask for more, unless, of course, you could throw in a scare that lesbians were going to take over NASCAR.”

04 June 2009

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