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Obama Poised to F*ck Us All Again at 8 PM

Get ready: Obama is about to f*ck us all again at 8PM. Look for deceptive, vomit-worthy utterances such as, 'BP needs to pay all legitimate claims' (Barack Obama actually asserted that view yesterday, parroting his BP paymasters), 'we need to move forward in a bipartisan fashion,' and 'Nobel prize-winning Energy Secretary, Steven Chu.' --Lori Price, 15 Jun 2010
Obama’s First Oval Office Address 15 Jun 2010 A text of President Obama's remarks on Tuesday on the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, as released by the White House: Good evening. As we speak, our nation faces a multitude of challenges. At home, our top priority is to recover and rebuild from a recession that has touched the lives of nearly every American. Abroad, our brave men and women in uniform are taking the fight to al Qaeda ['Al-Qaeda? What the f*ck is al-CIAduh doing, popping up in the middle of this useless speech?] wherever it exists. And tonight, I've returned from a trip to the Gulf Coast to speak with you about the battle we're waging against an oil spill that is assaulting our shores and our citizens... Because there has never been a leak this size at this depth, stopping it has tested the limits of human technology. That's why just after the rig sank, I assembled a team of our nation's best scientists and engineers to tackle this challenge -- a team led by Dr. Steven Chu, a Nobel Prize-winning physicist and our nation's Secretary of Energy. Scientists at our national labs and experts from academia and other oil companies have also provided ideas and advice. [Mega barf alert *and* gag me with a chainsaw!]