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One Asshole Replaces Another.

Citizens for Legitimate Government (CLG) readers comment on the news that President [sic] Bush will undergo a colonoscopy 21 July at Camp David, leaving Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney to temporarily assume presidential powers. --Compiled by Lori Price,

Cheney to Assume Presidential Powers 20 Jul 2007 President [sic] Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney, White House press secretary Tony Snow said. Snow told reporters Friday that Bush will have the procedure done at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat. [One asshole replaces another. --MDR, CLG Founder and Chair]

Bush to Undergo Colonoscopy; Cheney to Assume Presidential Authority 20 Jul 2007 President [sic] Bush will undergo a medical procedure tomorrow that will require him to temporarily transfer his presidential authority to Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney. Cheney will have "full capabilty to respond" [!] to any crisis from his beach house on the Eastern Shore, and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate pro tempore Robert Byrd, second and third in line to the presidency respectively, had been notified earlier in the day.

Comments from CLG readers on the above stories:

One asshole replaces another. --Michael Rectenwald

We know he's full of shit, and that Cheney's always in charge. Hahahahaha! --Meria Heller

If they look deep enough they may find Cheney's "Undisclosed Location"... or at the very least the puppet master's hand. --Tom P.

Maybe they'll finally find those weapons of mass destruction.... --Jeremy Lynes

I can hear the conversation now:
CHENEY: OK, Mr. President, I'm feeding the scoping tube in now.
BUSH: Well, Dick, I'd just like to know how you're doin' that while you have both of your hands on my shoulders! --Don

I suppose they will be looking for his BRAIN. --Bill Corcoran

Colonoscopy? Sounds like the President is going to have brain surgery. ---Hal Rosenthal

Hi, Lori, WELL, since he is the biggest ASSHOLE, it should be easy for them to do? --Craig Robinson

'...[L]eaving Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney to temporarily assume presidential powers' He's had presidential powers since 2000... :) --Tom Madigan

'President [sic] Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday at Camp David. As he will be under anesthesia, Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney will be in charge.' One "[sic]" missing after "will be." --Mark Yannone

It's ripe for all kinda shit. (sorry) --Mark Yannone

Gee, I wonder how long ol' Cheney will keep W under.... When W wakes-up, in 2025, and Cheney is Emperor of The World, Bush will wish that he postponed the colonoscopy until after The Grinch's ticker shrank one size smaller. --Graham D. Lincoln

And we will be able to tell a difference? (President sedated, and Dick in charge) --Mike M.

If they do surgery to remove the crap and dysfunctional parts - the whole W will be gone. --JoyRae Freeman, Spiritual Warrior

OMG. I am praying for the Idiot Prince~ better than the Dark Lord! :-) --Jean Robertson

Post colonoscopy commentary:

Bush Reclaims Power After Doctors Remove Five Polyps 21 Jul 2007 President [sic] George W. Bush resumed the presidency after doctors performing a colonoscopy found and removed five small polyps in his large intestine that don't appear worrisome, White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said.

Cheney is acting president; Bush sedated for routine colonoscopy 21 Jul 2007 President [sic] Bush transferred the powers of the presidency to Vice President [sic] Dick Cheney on Saturday just before being sedated for a routine screening to detect colon cancer. With a signed letter to the leaders of the House and Senate, Bush temporarily transferred his authority at 7:16 a.m. ET to Cheney, who is at his home on the Chesapeake Bay about 30 miles east of Washington. "The vice president is now serving as acting president," White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said.

CLOSE, BUT NO CIGAR .......the little polyps who tried............ *sigh* --siri (CLG Outreach Coordinator)


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