The whackjobs at the Pentagon need a name for their slaughter in Iraq!

U.S. ponders name for likely war against Iraq The names for U.S. military operations over the years have been poetic, moralizing and in one case so forgettable that leaders of that mission forgot it. There are all sorts of rules for coming up with a name, involving many Pentagon offices. In the end, though, it always has been more art than science...

Send your ideas to: clg_news[at]legitgov.org, and I will compile a list of the best suggestions and disseminate to the media.

Please spread this Citizens for Legitimate Government action throughout the Internet, in hopes of stopping Bush's W-ar.

Lori R. Price
Citizens for Legitimate Government
March 10, 2003

My suggestion: How about 'Operation B**w Job?' Sorry, but I just can't come up with a more appropriate moniker. --Lori Price

Suggested names from CLG visitors:

Wecolme to Desert of the Real
Operation Leave No (Living Brown) Child Behind
Gulf War 2.0: The Son Strikes Back
Operation McMiddleEast
Hostile Takeover
Desert Screw - The Mother of All Insanity!!!
Desert Storm Too
Mission Impossible
Operation Disorder Operation Dysfunction
Operation Family Values
Operation Shock-and-Awe
Operation Slaughter
Operation Crusade
Operation Blood-Splatter
Draftdowgers war
cluster fuk
CheneyWolferitzBushRumsfeldPerle (operation CoWBuRP)
Operation Thoughtless
Operation Arrogance
Operation Bad Hawk Clown
Operation Illegitimate
Desert Holocaust
Operation Pax Americana
Operation Total War (the Iraqi chapter)
Operation Bush League
Operation Pappy's Revenge
Operation Sweep Clean (undoing pappy's machinations in the region)
Operation Orwell
Bombastic Bush Bombs 
Operation Sound & Fury as told by an idiot...
Operation get my approval numbers above 60%
Operation revenge (he tried to kill my daddy)
Operation empire
Operation steal the world's oil
Operation Barberosa II
Operation shred the bill of rights
Operation payback my campaign contributors
Operation desert rat
Operation Armageddon
Operation "dubia-dubia" III
Operation Handbasket (or Handcart, as both go to hell)
Operation Keep The War Going Until My Re-Election, Which Was Daddy's Big Mistake
Operation Bushit
Desert Strom
Bush's Folly
Bush's W-ar
Operation B.R.E.A.T.H.E. D.U.S.T. (paying homage to the lengthy acronyms so popularized by the USA PATRIOT Act)
Bush's Rich-man Economy And Total Hegemony Exercise: Distracting the United States from the Truth
World War 3
Genocidal, homicidal Bushwhacking War
Bush's Revenge Chapter Two
American Pie
Operation Pipe-Dream
Operation Mass Murder
Operation Wag The Dog Operation Scorched Earth Operation Condoleezza Rice (If we can name an oil tanker after her why not a war for oil…)
Operation Infinite Justification
Operation With Liberty & Justice for Oil
Operation Fraud
The Great Oil Heist
Operation Just Cause... (as in just 'cause I wanna bomb them...)
Operation Apocalypse
Operation Armageddon
Operation distraction
Operation oil liberation
Operation 1984
Operation f*** the world and all it's people
Operation compassionate conservatism
Operation punishment for electing Gore
Operation blitzkrieg
Operation Gushing Oiligarchy
Operation Crude Justice
Operation Enduring Oil
Operation Well Oiled
Operation Death Penalty
Operation American Empire
Operation Pax Americana
Operation Unilateral
Operation Evil Axis
Operation War Crime
Operation Infinite Arrogance
Operation Destabilize Region
Operation Breed Terrorists
Operation Instill Hatred
Operation Forget Osama
Operation Ignore North Korea
Operation Distract America
Operation Claim Mandate
Operation Appear Presidential
Operation Create Legacy
Operation Splinter UN
Operation Blood Sport
Operation Regime Change
Operation Get Saddam
Operation Rapid Dominance
Operation Stone Age
Operation France-is-Next
Operation Screw-the-World
Operation End Times
Operation Manifest Destiny
Operation Deranged Lunatic
Operation Strangelove
Operation Medicated Sociopath
Operation Smirking Chimp
Operation Lying Usurper :-)
Operation Pestilent Plunder
Operation Sadistic Grandeur
Operation Sanctimonious Slaughterhouse
Dictator Bush's War
Operation ILL EAGLE
Operation Keep Halliburton in Bidness
Operation Burning Bush
Operation Go-It-Alone
First Stop Iraq
Donald's Death Machine
Rumsfeld Returns
Zbig Oil
Operation Bloody Insane
Wars-R-Us
Operation Oil Vision Thing
Operation Kicking and Screaming
Operation Body Politics
Desert snow job
Operation Deserter Storm
Operation Colossal Mindf*ck
Operation Genocide
Operation Imposing Freedom!
Operation Freedom Shield
Operation Desert Porn
Operation All Alone
Operation Waste of Trillions
Desert Bushmare
Slaughter In The Sand
Operation Save the Chickenhawks
Operation Truth Shield
Operation Global Plunder
Bushwhack Bivouac
Weapons Fest, 2003
Lebensraum, 2003
Plunderfest, 2003
Operation HUBRIS
Operation git Saddam 'cause he tried to git my dad
Operation Fish In A Barrel
Operation Desert Turkey Shoot
Operation No Child Left Intact
Operation Family Planning
Operation New World Order
Operation Desert Roulette
Operation Botched Operation
Operation Wings Over Armageddon
Desert Crude
Dubya's Iraqnophobia
Desert Jerk
Oil-R-US
Operation Enduring Jihad
Operation Bloodbath
Operation Desert Reform
Operation Global Blunder
Operation Body Bag
Operation Big Deal
Operation Enduring Arrogance
Georgie's Org*sm
Operation Infinite Hubris
Operation Trash the Planet
Operation Maul the Mesopotamians
Operation Steal Everyone's Oil
Operation Petroleum Psychosis
Operation Alas Babylon
Operation Bomb the Babies
Operation Kill for Oil
The Middle East Mismatch
Battle of the Bad Guys
Shootout At The Baghdad Corral
Operation Putrid Smell
Operation Thrill Kill
Decimate and Dissolve
Desert Challenger
Desert Columbia
Operation Iraqi Liberation....ooops that spells OIL
Warlord Rumsfeld's Strategic Initiative
Kill an Iraqi for Jesus
Causus Belli Dancing

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